Thursday, 11 February 2010
I know he's become strangely attractive since he got thin and shed the nightmare ex, but since when did women want to buy perfumes designed by Peter Andre?
He seems like a lovely chap, but if someone complements me on my delectable aroma, the last thing I want to be responding is 'Thanks, it's Peter Andre'.
I find all celebrity fragrances embarrassing to the point of shameful, but for some reason the thought of this one has tickled me. Are women who fancy Andre going to buy it on the premise of smelling like the kind of lady he would want to sniff? Please tell me this isn't the case!
You may also be intrigued to know that The Perfume Shop are describing the fragrance as 'proactive, sensuous and exciting'. I think this means that it will put the washing on, naked, while using a pogo stick. Exciting indeed. It's available from today: don't all rush at once!