While googling her to find out her age for this post I was horrified to stumble across a little something called the 'Suri Cruise Fashion Blog'. Yes people, that's a blog dedicated to the fashion of a three year old. This 'fashion blog' has had 577414 visitors, plus one disgusted sane person. Excuse me while I just dedicate a blog to my toenail.
I find it repulsive that she wears heels; there's nothing like sexualising a toddler! There have also been pictures of her wearing makeup. What's wrong with those kits of peel-off nail varnish and plastic lipsticks I had when I was little? That stuff was awesome! Plastic fluff-topped heels for tottering around the house were also highly fun.
Most little girls love all that 'grown-up' women's stuff, but that doesn't mean you have to indulge them! Suri's going to be one spoiled, self-important madam at this rate. Maybe the contract Katie signed (you know it was a business deal marriage, right?) was only for one kid, I don't know, but Suri could really do with a little brother or sister to steal her thunder, because at the moment it's pretty clear who rules the Cruise household with a pudgy iron fist.
Anyway, I was way cooler than Suri Cruise...
Laura what a treat to get to see those pictures of you as a littleun, that's made my day!
ReplyDeleteI agree, whats wrong with a brown corduroy jumpsuit (me)!
Get her a sibling quick!
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Apparently Tom has old Katie on a fatten you up for a baby diet, so maybe there'll be another hideous little cruise nightmare soon for all the mentals to be obsessed with xx
ReplyDeletei LOVE your pic montage!!!!!!!!!!! xxx
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